STRATEGIES:

Ryanair- When being late is really not your fault.
Netflix- The only password you share with your relatives. 

Linkedin- A stalkers worst nightmare.
Cotton buds - Your guilty pleasure.
Hair spray- Viagra for your hair.
Bic lighter - Conversation starter.
Snapchat - It’s not cheating if it disapears.
Airpods - The real life mute button.
Havaianas- The PG thong.
Instagram- Pretend you’re not showing off.